I don't have a good excuse. I was born this way.
Frolix I did catch on and laughed all the way through. I can see it now. Boston Rob goes, “Darling, I love watching you parade about the beaches in the nude and I really do think it's darling. I'm voting you off early this time 'cause your boyfriend misses you and he's been writing nasty notes to Jenna for staring at your dangling participle. To save your relationship to him, I'm voting you off.”
Actually, this idea of yours would make a great skit on Saturday Night Live or Mad TV.