Coming in to work this morning I was beside a brother with a fine car.  It was one of the older Impalas or Fords typical of the favorite choice to dress up and the owner of this vehicle had spent a ton of money making it just like he wanted.  It was two-tone burnished orange with lots of sparklies in the paint, spinny-wheels and a goodly amount of gold trim - including "Da  Viper" stenciled down one side in a feminine script with the 'r' trailing off in a squiggly, snakelike way.

But believe it or not, that wasn't the best part!

Hanging from his rearview window was a bright orange nylon net shower puff dangling back and forth.  I sh*t you not.  A shower puff.

He was SO fly.

-frolix