Frolix, I have finally regained enough control after laughing myself silly to post a response! Oh dear, you do worry me sometimes! Lol! :)                                                                           BTW, the wild ducks came back this morning & I fed them softened dry dog food & even picked some bugs off my vegetable plants to feed them! Yummy!

Luna, that sounds like something I would do in a meeting! Lol! It seems rather strange to be the government would go to such lenght to ban something people do in the privacy of their own home. Are they trying to make a moral, political or religious statement? If they are on their “moral high horse“, why did they ban prayer in school & allow alcohol to be sold on Sundays, etc.?

Sudz, you are a true saint volunteering for such a dirty, thankless job....... oh well, I suppose somebody has to do it! ;) Has anyone heard from Viper lately? Sent him an e-mail but no response.

Irish... you know you aren't completely wrong with your comments. They can't quite control what's in your bedroom... but they CAN control what you buy in the state of Alabama. That's ok, there's still the internet and plenty of stores in New Orleans (a city I frequent).

The Religious Right just can't seem to trust the people with making their own choices. Sorta like they can't trust us with a lottery or casinos in our state. Duh... I so stupid... duh... I glad bible thumper makes big decisions for me... duh... ;)

Do not worry, girls.  All the sex toy items Frolix named are safe, at least for now.  You see, in order for them to include things like electric toothbrushes, warmed calf liver, cracked leather saddles and Gerbels as sex toys, they would have to admit they know more than a proper politician is supposed to know, sort of like Luna did in the meeting about the toy shop locations (I love that story).

I can't recall if it was an article, joke or a work of poetry that I read about “Why Toys are Better Than the Real Thing.” which was an eye opener.  Among the reasons listed, the lady (obviously) author said “It never asks 'was it good for you?'”

We should all write to the legislators who voted to pass the law banning the sale of sex toys and ask “was it good for you?”