You caught me.
I'm evil........purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee evilllllllllllllllllllll.................

I must say, tho one of the hardest challenges to having my evil clan of nutjobs and evangelical fundamentalists was creating the flu epidemic.   I mean, when they hired me to be the prez, i just thought I would get to have sexual intercourse (whatever thatis) with interns in the oval office all day.  I did not realize I would be given free reign to unravel my evil plots on humanity.  What evil plots you say?   Below are my evil deeds.

• I singlehandedly caused the flu crisis because - afterall - I moonlight for a biotech firm and I spit my skoal into every other vile.
• I singlehandedly brought us to war against that nice nice man, Mr. Sadam Hussein. You know those intelligence reports from MI-6 and the CIA?  I wrote those.   The clue is in the handwriting, I have very loopy R's.    I mean, the Mr. Sadam is a nice guy, really..  Anybody who would kill hundreds of thousands of his own people and store warehouses full of conventional explosives that the IAEA admits have been specialized for the purpose of starting a nuclear chain reaction has got to be a good christian feller.
• I singlehandedly mindwashed the support of dozens of other countries in my evil ploy to go to war..  Because.. you know.. I'm just evil that way.
• Yep, I drove the economy into the ground.  Afterall, I'm sure Clintonomics had nothing to do with that since it was screwed up when I moved into the white house.   One of the ways I screwed the economy up was by buying up all of Jelly Belly's green apple jelly beans.   I sure like them green apply jelly beans, it's like having an apple tree in your mouth
• Yep, the whole trying to improve standards in public education was an evil ploy..  I mean..
• Everyone knows *I* make *ALL* of the decisions in washington.   Not sure what those other two buildings with legal fellers are for.. but yup.. me... I'm responsible for EVERYTHING that comes out of washington.. the economic policy.. war.. foreign policy, taxes.. yup... every bit of it... me me me me me
• Besides... everyone knows that The democratic leader of the senate is a good good man.   He wouldn't contribute to holding up progress in Senate or anything.

I'd love to stay and chat but since I'm PUUURREEEE evil, I have pure evil things to do like putting cats in trees and pushing old ladies down steps..... until next time/

george W bush

W!  Welcome.    First off, I'll ask you what I ask all famous people I meet.  Can I borrow 5 million dollars?  I'll pay it back, I promise.

I'm not entirely sure the IAEA would agree with you that the HMX and RDX you speak of was manufactured explicitely for nuclear use.   Typically, high explosives are formed into pieces that form a shell around the nuclear material.  When the bomb explodes, all RDX explodes at the same time, compressing the nuclear material as the neutron initiator fires causing the nuclear chain reaction.   So.. the tell tale sign is rdx formed into plates to surround a perfect sphere.

besides..  you'rw W.- it's nuculer.