Again, no appropriate forum for this. (Note to anomaly: Please make a new forum called “Everything Else” or something like that. Thank you.)
For awhile, a friend of mine here at work has suffered from an itchy rash on her belly. She finally went to a dermatologist who called it some kind of fungus infection and gave her a bottle of pills to take to clear it right up.
So curious were the instructions for use she brought them in for me to read. Honestly, if I hadn't seen them with my own eyes I'd've thought this was some kind of joke the doctor was playing on her.
Nizoral
Take one pill each day with a can of Diet Coke. (Do not use regular Coke or any other soft drink.) Take the pill and Coke on an empty stomach. Wait twenty minutes. Then go into a warm room and engage in vigorous activity to bring about a heavy sweat. As soon as sweat has covered your body, go into a cool room and let the perspiration dry naturally. Do not dry off with a towel. Do not shower for four to six hours. Repeat daily until prescription is gone.
No lie. Is that not the weirdest drug instructions you've ever heard?
-frolix