Did you ever notice how people driving to or from church are always more polite than the same people are any other time of the week?

Ever notice how dogs just cannot pass a car tire that isn't rolling without urinating on it?

Ever notice how you can enter a room full of people, some friends, some strangers and start talking and one by one they leave until the room is empty except for you?

Ever notice how people who are near someone offensive to them will try to move away without being obvious about it?

Ever notice how butterflies start coughing and gagging whenever they are downwind of you?

You haven't noticed any of that?  Hmm.  I don't hear you.  Gee, I guess I'm all alone on this forum.