Yeah, Joker, what she said. 

But tell us about yourself.  If you've read the forum for a while or reviewed past posts, you have gotten an idea what each of us is like.  But what about you?  Are you male, female or were you at Bienville Square this afternoon for the gay pride day?  If you are female, what are you wearing right now?  If you are male, who cares?  What sort of work do you do?  What age range do you admit to?  Any family?  Do you still beat your wife?  How did you happen to select the handle “Joker?”  How many times have you been arrested?  Do you have $100 you can let me hold till Saturday?  Are you a Nazi war criminal?  Wait! Maybe some of that is too personal this early.  Perhaps we need to sneak up on some of that information by posing some multiple choice questions.

1.  Do you smoke weed... (A) daily (B) regularly (C) frequently or (D) secretly?

Yeah, that's it.  We'll be really subtle in our questioning.:laugh: