By Mad Scientist on 6/8/2006

Next in my series concerning people that I hate, I decided it would be good to blog about the idiots with whom I work.   I noticed on the forums someone bellyaching about the office in which they work so I decided it was time to share my experiences in the matter.

As previously mentioned, I work in a factory and I manage people.   Working in a factory puts me in a position to manage the best and brightest souls that our local slums and trailer parks can muster.   If they've been to jail or are prone to eventually go there, they usually work in my factory.  Those are my employees.   Sure, I have the occassional goon that is clean but just dumb through heredity but for the most part I get to enjoy the company of crackheads, dopefiends, rednecks and the product of our great Alabama judicial  and correctional system.

As much comedic material that the dopefiends and other trailer dwellers provide me through the day, the real winners are the mental heavyweights that make up our office staff. I'll never...

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By Mad Scientist on 6/2/2006

I thought to myself, "Self," (that's what I call myself) - "what better way to start off my debut in blogging than to talk about how much I hate people."It all started when I was born.   Here I was, completely happy - hanging out in the womb and next thing you know - some asshole is cutting on me, putting me on a cold metal table and eventually into the arms of some schmuck that later came to be known as "mom".

Don't get me wrong -  I'm sure she was a good mom sometime between hits on the crackpipe and trips to the liquor store when she was forced to sober up because she used up my college savings to fund her chemical endeavors.  I did learn alot from dad. Hey, I turned out okay.  Except for a small chip on my shoulders and an appreciation for stupidity - I'm a pretty normal guy.

I work in a factory. I work on cars and I manage people.   If God ever decided to kill off the least educated rednecks in the world - he wouldn't flood the earth.  He would flood factories and hunting stores in Southern Alabama, Mississippi and Louisiana.  No need to use more water than necessary, ya know.

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